South London, get ready – on 1st November, the beloved Four Thieves reopens as The Thieves, a 500-capacity adult playground filled with games, live shows, and unforgettable nights out. This isn’t your average pub: blending heritage charm with a bold “playhouse” concept, every visit feels like…
Description
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Comedy, Date Night and Something A Little Different
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Tickets from £11.00 - £16.50
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Battersea
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Over 18
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Wednesday 12th November 2025 and 13 other Wednesdays
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20:30 - 22:30
AFTER AN ENORMOUS AND FABULOUS RENOVATION WE ARE BACK AT THE THIEVES, TRANSMOGRIFIED FROM LAUGH TRAIN HOME TO GOOD SHIP COMEDY. WE'RE STILL YOUR SAME FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD COMEDY CLUB PROVIDING FAMOUS FACES ON YOUR DOORSTEP AT A BRAND SPANKING NEW VENUE!
12 Nov - Pierre Novellie The Frank Skinner Show, Comedy
Central and Mock the Week, "Wry, confident,
observational comedy" The Times with Dane Buckley "a vivacious act"
Chortle, Alice Frick
“witty and refreshingly spontaneous” Austrian Times
and MC Ben Van Der
Velde
26 Nov - Maisie Adam Taskmaster, Live at the Apollo and QI, "Wonderully witty." Evening Standard with Sally-Anne Hayward "Innate effusive likeability with straightforward but effective writing.... a primetime act" Chortle, Katie Green "razor-sharp wit and subversive humour" Chortle and MC Alexander Bennett
14 Jan - Glenn Moore Live at the Apollo, The News Quiz and Have I Got News for You, "A comedy masterclass." The Times with Paul F Taylor "Relentlessly daft absurdism" The List plus Anitha Sri and Cecily Hitchcock and MC Ben Van der Velde
28 Jan - Jeff Innocent "Delivers a masterclass in stand up comedy every time he performs." Sunday Times with Andrew White "Endearingly Warm...effortless amiability" The Scotman, Jen Nolan and MC Ben Van der Velde
11 Feb - Tom Houghton Comedy Central, First Dates and Roast Battle, “This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute." Daily Telegraph with Sharon Wanjohi Never Mind the Buzzcocks, The Jonathan Ross Show, Vinny Shiu British Comedian of the Year Finalist and MC Alexander Bennett
25 Feb - Eric Rushton "Grade A punchlines." The List with Marty Gleeson LGBTQ+ New Comedian of the Year 2024 and TBC
11 Mar - Paul Sinha Would I Lie to You?, Taskmaster and
QI, “Comedy gold.” The Scotsman with
Naomi Cooper, Will Owen and MC Ben Van der
Velde
25 Mar - Harriet Kemsley Last One Laughing, Live at the Apollo and 8 Out of 10 Cats, "Packs in high calibre jokes." Guardian with Joey Page "Surreal, charming and hilarious." Chortle and TBC
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PRICE: You may notice two
ticket prices £12 £15. We OFFER £15 to reserve your
seats at the front, middle or back.
ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a Legend ticket.
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PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen.
Offers
Promotions
Vouchers
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Stand-Up Comedy Show
£20 - £100
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Tickets/Times
| Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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Early Bird Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, at a slightly earlier price because you were quick to the punch. |
20:30 - 22:00 | £11.00 |
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Advanced Entry
Single entry to the Comedy Night |
20:30 - 22:00 | £13.20 |
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Legend Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email Goodshipcomedy@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible. |
20:30 - 22:30 | £16.50 |
Location
Address
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Area
Battersea
Nearest Station
Clapham Junction (Rail)
Venue
T&Cs
1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes. 2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may berefused entry to or ejected from the venue.10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
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