South London, get ready – on 1st November, the beloved Four Thieves reopens as The Thieves, a 500-capacity adult playground filled with games, live shows, and unforgettable nights out. This isn’t your average pub: blending heritage charm with a bold “playhouse” concept, every visit feels like…
Description
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Comedy, Date Night and Something A Little Different
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Tickets from £22.00 - £33.00
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Battersea
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Over 18
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Wed, 31st Dec 2025 @ multiple start times (see ticket info)
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Multiple start times (see ticket info)
MARCEL LUCONT
Flâneur, raconteur and bon-viveur, Marcel Lucont is easily the
greatest UK-based French comedian around. Winner of the Amused
Moose Award for the Best Comedy Show of Edinburgh Fringe and the
FringeWorld Award for Best Comedy, he has also been seen on TV as a
star of Live at The Comedy Store and The John Bishop Show. Marcel
has toured the world with his dry wit, bawdy chansons and exquisite
sex poetry. He has played the Edinburgh Fringe, Melbourne Comedy
Festival, New Zealand Comedy Festival, Sydney Comedy Festival,
Adelaide Fringe, Great Britain, Singapore, Amsterdam, Croatia,
Vietnam, Slovenia and Jersey.
“Fresh, accessible and hilarious.” Guardian
“Wonderful French wit…A Pitch-perfect performance…superb
stuff.” Time Out
SIKISA
Sikisa is a three time Leicester Comedy
Festival Nominee and critically acclaimed stand-up, writer and
producer.
Often cited as one to watch, her authentic, fearless and vivacious
personality and on-stage presence has been wowing audiences across
The UK, none more so was this apparent than when she clinched the
public vote in the 2017 BBC New Comedy Award Award. Since then, she
has quickly made a name for herself on the comedy circuit and has
become a sought-after act and MC at Britain's most prestigious
comedy nights. She has also appeared on the likes of Live at the
Apollo, Comedy Central Live and the Stand Up Sketch Show.
“Uproariously hilarious.” Scotsman
"An irresistible force of nature." Beyond the
Joke
ELEANOR TIERNAN
Eleanor Tiernan is an Irish comedian
well-known among Irish audiences for her live stand up performances
and her work in TV, theatre and on radio. She has featured on Stand
Up For Live Comedy, Comedy Central’s The Alternative Comedy
Experience and she has supported acts including Stewart Lee, Tig
Notaro, Ardal O’Hanlon, Jason Manford and Jason Byrne. She has been
a panelist on BBC Radio 4’s News Quiz and Where’s the F In News?
and The Blame Game (BBC Northern Ireland). Most recently Eleanor
appears in Holding, a new TV adaptation of Graham Norton’s debut
novel.
“The fastest-rising comedy talent in the country.” Irish
Times
AND YOUR RESIDENT HOST:
BEN VAN DER VELDE
One of the quickest wits around and a much-loved compere, he always brings a jam-packed back of nonsense, silliness and wisecracks to every gig he hosts.
"Wonderfully improvised riffs showcasing his impressive spontaneity and sharp tongue." Edinburgh Festivals Magazine
“The perfect comedy club host – he is a master of audience interaction. The audience weren’t just warmed up, but pretty hysterical even before the first act of the night hit the stage.” Huffington Post
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PRICE: You may notice THREE
ticket prices £20 IS FOR EARLY BIRD TICKETS, £25 IS
GENERAL ADMISSION. We ALSO OFFER £30 to reserve your seats
at the front, middle or back.
ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a Legend ticket.
ALL TICKETS ARE VALID FOR ENTRY TO THE NYE PARTY AFTER THE SHOW.
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PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen.
Offers
Promotions
Tickets/Times
| Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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Early Bird Ticket
Single entry to the New Year's Eve Comedy Night, at a slightly lower price because you were quick to the punch. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party. |
20:30 - 22:00 | £22.00 |
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Advanced Entry
Single entry to the Comedy Night. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party. |
20:30 - 22:00 | £27.50 |
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Legend Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email Goodshipcomedy@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party. |
20:30 - 22:30 | £33.00 |
Location
Address
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Area
Battersea
Nearest Station
Clapham Junction (Rail)
Menus
Organiser
Inn Brighton
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