Description

  • Comedy, Date Night and Something A Little Different
  • Tickets from £22.00 - £33.00
  • Battersea
  • Over 18
  • Wed, 31st Dec 2025 @ multiple start times (see ticket info)
  • Multiple start times (see ticket info)

MARCEL LUCONT

Flâneur, raconteur and bon-viveur, Marcel Lucont is easily the greatest UK-based French comedian around. Winner of the Amused Moose Award for the Best Comedy Show of Edinburgh Fringe and the FringeWorld Award for Best Comedy, he has also been seen on TV as a star of Live at The Comedy Store and The John Bishop Show. Marcel has toured the world with his dry wit, bawdy chansons and exquisite sex poetry. He has played the Edinburgh Fringe, Melbourne Comedy Festival, New Zealand Comedy Festival, Sydney Comedy Festival, Adelaide Fringe, Great Britain, Singapore, Amsterdam, Croatia, Vietnam, Slovenia and Jersey.
“Fresh, accessible and hilarious.” Guardian
“Wonderful French wit…A Pitch-perfect performance…superb stuff.” Time Out

SIKISA

Sikisa is a three time Leicester Comedy Festival Nominee and critically acclaimed stand-up, writer and producer.
Often cited as one to watch, her authentic, fearless and vivacious personality and on-stage presence has been wowing audiences across The UK, none more so was this apparent than when she clinched the public vote in the 2017 BBC New Comedy Award Award. Since then, she has quickly made a name for herself on the comedy circuit and has become a sought-after act and MC at Britain's most prestigious comedy nights. She has also appeared on the likes of Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central Live and the Stand Up Sketch Show.
“Uproariously hilarious.” Scotsman
"An irresistible force of nature." Beyond the Joke

ELEANOR TIERNAN

Eleanor Tiernan is an Irish comedian well-known among Irish audiences for her live stand up performances and her work in TV, theatre and on radio. She has featured on Stand Up For Live Comedy, Comedy Central’s The Alternative Comedy Experience and she has supported acts including Stewart Lee, Tig Notaro, Ardal O’Hanlon, Jason Manford and Jason Byrne. She has been a panelist on BBC Radio 4’s News Quiz and Where’s the F In News? and The Blame Game (BBC Northern Ireland). Most recently Eleanor appears in Holding, a new TV adaptation of Graham Norton’s debut novel.
“The fastest-rising comedy talent in the country.” Irish Times

AND YOUR RESIDENT HOST:

BEN VAN DER VELDE

One of the quickest wits around and a much-loved compere, he always brings a jam-packed back of nonsense, silliness and wisecracks to every gig he hosts.

"Wonderfully improvised riffs showcasing his impressive spontaneity and sharp tongue." Edinburgh Festivals Magazine

“The perfect comedy club host – he is a master of audience interaction. The audience weren’t just warmed up, but pretty hysterical even before the first act of the night hit the stage.”  Huffington Post

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PRICE: You may notice THREE ticket prices £20 IS FOR EARLY BIRD TICKETS,  £25 IS GENERAL ADMISSION.  We ALSO OFFER £30 to reserve your seats at the front, middle or back. 

ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a Legend ticket. 

ALL TICKETS ARE VALID FOR ENTRY TO THE NYE PARTY AFTER THE SHOW.

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PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen. 

Offers

Promotions

Tickets/Times

Ticket Event time Cost
Early Bird Ticket

Single entry to the New Year's Eve Comedy Night, at a slightly lower price because you were quick to the punch. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party.

20:30 - 22:00 £22.00
Advanced Entry

Single entry to the Comedy Night. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party.

20:30 - 22:00 £27.50
Legend Ticket

Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email Goodshipcomedy@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party.

20:30 - 22:30 £33.00

Location

Address

51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ

Area

Battersea

Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This event serves Pub Food, British, Burgers, Small Plates, Pizza, Roast Dinner, Vegan Friendly, Vegetarian Friendly, Bottomless Brunch, Brunch and Christmas Lunch/Dinner food.

  • A word from the chef:

    The Four Thieves bring a mediterranean vibed menu, including pub classics with a twist.

Organiser

Inn Brighton
Good Ship Comedy is your friendly neighbourhood comedy club that brings famous faces and world-class comedy to your doorstep.

Venue

The Thieves

South London, get ready – on 1st November, the beloved Four Thieves reopens as The Thieves, a 500-capacity adult playground filled with games, live shows, and unforgettable nights out. This isn’t your average pub: blending heritage charm with a bold “playhouse” concept, every visit feels like…

T&Cs

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes. 2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may berefused entry to or ejected from the venue.10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.

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