South London, get ready – on 1st November, the beloved Four Thieves reopens as The Thieves, a 500-capacity adult playground filled with games, live shows, and unforgettable nights out. This isn’t your average pub: blending heritage charm with a bold “playhouse” concept, every visit feels like…
Description
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Comedy, Date Night and Something A Little Different
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Tickets from £11.00 - £16.50
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Battersea
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Over 18
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Wed, 28th Jan 2026 @ 20:30 - 22:30
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20:30 - 22:30
JEFF INNOCENT
Multi award winning comedian Jeff Innocent has reached legendary status among his peers and audiences alike by staying at the top of his game for over 20 years. His unique appeal lies in the contrast between his East End 'geezer’ appearance and demeanour, and his educated, philosophical delivery and culturally relevant subject matter. Always original, he continues to cement his position within the history of British stand up comedians with his regular performances on the UK and world live comedy circuit and has recently acquired a whole new generation of fans, through his online viral video clips.
Jeff Innocent started his comedy career in the mid 90’s at the age of 41 after a colourful and eventful life including a father and brothers best described as ‘entrepreneurs’, working as a window dresser in the trendy 70’s world of London's Kings Rd and Carnaby St fashion shops and appearing regularly as an actor at the radical Half Moon Theatre in London's Aldgate. It was in 1996, after a gap of 25 years, that Jeff resumed his passion for performing by enrolling in a stand-up comedy course a 40th birthday gift tutored by the legendary alternative stand up pioneer Tony Allen. Since then Jeff has performed stand-up comedy not just in the UK but in such far flung and unlikely locations as Viet Nam, Abu Dhabi, China, the Philippines, India, Norway, South Africa and Kuala Lumpur to name just a few.
"Jeff Innocent delivers a masterclass in stand-up comedy every time he performs." Sunday Times
"It should be made law that every British citizen should go and see Jeff innocent, he’s that funny." Evening Standard
"Jeff presents a show that’s part history lesson, part sociology lecture, but all funny." Guardian
ANDREW WHITE
With “charisma to burn and an
eye for sharp punchlines” (British Comedy Guide),
Andrew White is an in-demand comedian, writer and radio host who
has built a strong reputation as a name to look out for.
Andrew works for all the top clubs and festivals in the UK and is also a popular choice as a support act when he’s not touring his own work, opening for the likes of Catherine Bohart, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Jason Manford. His last hit show, Young, Gay and Third Thing, travelled all over the UK picking up critical acclaim, sell out performances and even an award nomination for BEST SHOW at the 2025 Leicester Comedy Festival.
Andrew works for all the top clubs and festivals in the UK and is also a popular choice as a support act when he’s not touring his own work, opening for the likes of Catherine Bohart, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Jason Manford. His last hit show, Young, Gay and Third Thing, travelled all over the UK picking up critical acclaim, sell out performances and even an award nomination for BEST SHOW at the 2025 Leicester Comedy Festival.
"The talent is very obviously
there...rampantly engaging." The List
"A plethora of memorable gags... a relevant and witty comedian." Chortle
"A plethora of memorable gags... a relevant and witty comedian." Chortle
INTRODUCING VALERIA VULPE AND JEN NOLAN
AND YOUR RESIDENT HOST:
BEN VAN DER VELDE
One of the quickest wits around and a much-loved compere, he always brings a jam-packed back of nonsense, silliness and wisecracks to every gig he hosts.
"Wonderfully improvised riffs showcasing his impressive spontaneity and sharp tongue." Edinburgh Festivals Magazine
“The perfect comedy club host – he is a master of audience interaction. The audience weren’t just warmed up, but pretty hysterical even before the first act of the night hit the stage.” Huffington Post
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PRICE: You may notice THREE
ticket prices £10 IS FOR EARLY BIRD TICKETS, £12 IS
GENERAL ADMISSION. We ALSO OFFER £15 LEGEND TICKETS to
reserve your seats at the front, middle or
back.
ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a Legend ticket.
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PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen.
Offers
Promotions
Tickets/Times
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Early Bird Ticket
Single entry to the New Year's Eve Comedy Night, at a slightly lower price because you were quick to the punch. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party. |
20:30 - 22:00 | £11.00 |
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Advanced Entry
Single entry to the Comedy Night. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party. |
20:30 - 22:00 | £13.20 |
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Legend Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email Goodshipcomedy@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible. Also allows entry to the pub for their NYE party. |
20:30 - 22:30 | £16.50 |
Location
Address
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Area
Battersea
Nearest Station
Clapham Junction (Rail)
Menus
Organiser
Inn Brighton
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